FLASH MARRIAGE -3.1

For this chapter I had to read about about Li Sao (which means encountering sorrow) a poem by Qu Yuan, an aristocrat from the kingdom of Chu. As I started digressing I spent an entire Sunday afternoon learning about King Huai of Chu, King Zhao of Qin and battle of Changping.......sometimes I hate my inquisitiveness. Anyways guys happy reading.......

Chapter 3: My mother is an evildoer (1)

Nonce He Zhi and I were eating the same hotpot “meeting to commemorate the friendship of friends He Zhi and Xiao Guan Yan” during which the two of us were sometimes crying sometimes laughing, even delving in to each other’s secrets while drinking beer, until the boss came and urged us to leave, reluctantly we paid the bill before taking off.

At that moment I realized, both of us knew each other for more than twenty years, if start exposing each other’s secrets it will be all day long from dawn till dusk, so if we are together until we turn fifty-sixty years old, it’s not going to take three days and three nights? I found it really spooky.
I told her about my thoughts but surprisingly she just waved her hand, in a slurred speech said: “you’re married whereas at the same time I am wandering about. If you also want to scavenge security code*guy’s secret, peel them off strongly…”

*Security code=BMW

"He's not called BMW, his name is Jiang Li." I corrected her compassionately although this name was not much better than BMW and also have seen in several fantasy novels I often read.
Then He Zhi inspired by distinguished poets, facing the night breeze shouted: "General of Chu Jiang's rings are certainly not collected Qu yuan**, good name, very good name!”

**T/N refers to a part of poem li sao by poet Qu yuan. The poet was from the state of chu in China (from the warring states period)

Indeed these were alcohol induced words, I realized deep inside ¬¬He zhi really was a bard otherwise she would not stand in the wind to messily recite poignant verses from Li sao.
So I poked fun of her breasts (womanhood), contemptuously said: "So why don’t you call him orchids***? The name is very noble! "

T/N *** Orchid can also be written as Qu yuan.

"Orchid is a woman’s name."

I was just about to compliment He Zhi as she was still conscious, suddenly noticed just now that last sentence who said it…… a man?

I quickly turned my head and saw a human male standing behind us, under the street lights, looking down at us. The light behind his back was reflecting in my eyes so I could not see his face but I still vaguely saw that he was ... Jiang Li ?!

Damn, I was so drunk.

I rubbed my eyes, looked at him carefully, yes, it was Jiang Li.

 So looking at his hands I awkwardly greeted him: "such a good coincidence..."

He walked forward, eyes intentionally-unintentionally swept across the finger I used to poke at He zhi, without any excitement said: “so you indeed have this taste, no wonder you agreed to marry me so quickly.” Gay with les, it’s a perfect match.

I again looked closely at D-cup of He Zhi shook my head: "I don’t have such heavy taste, ha ha ...."
 
Jiang li looked at He Zhi who was out like a light in my lap, said: “put her in. I will send you back.” The tone was full of assertion, not the kind that one could defy. I groaned, this man was a little too strong….ugh…


Anyways he was my husband and at the same time could just save the cab fare, so I seized the offer. I was being perfunctorily polite, saw Jiang li turned to the man behind: “you return back on your own.”
This time I noticed, there was also a person behind him. I craned my neck to look over; my eyes immediately widened, speechless….

I swear God was really unfair!!! This man was far prettier than me aaaaa…….
Lo and behold, a pair of beautiful eyes with long lashes fluttering rapidly, those lips making whoever saw them bite coupled with flawless skin….if I did not know Jiang Li is gay, I would definitely think that person was a woman disguised as man.

Jiang li roughly misunderstood me, this time he was cold, in a disdainful tone said: "you do not differentiate between meat and vegetables. Men or women take them all?”
I knew I was rude, so embarrassed, coughed a little, laughed and said: "Ha ha ha, no, not at all, how can I dare to take what is yours ... the other thing, if you have an appointment we should not bother ...."
Jiang li stopped my words from finishing: “come on, women are always so long winded.”
I dragged He Zhi and followed Jiang li, for a moment turned back to look at the other beautiful man, although we were some distance apart, could not see his face at the moment but I could feel his gaze blazing with hostility?

This world seemed a bit confusing; I had never gotten drunk, never ever, but today guess I was little drunk.