FLASH MARRIAGE-24.2

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Jiang Li at his best....

Chapter 24.2

Friendly Jiang Li (2)

Jiang Li pressed harder and harder: “Xiao Guan Yan, you must admit that you really are good for nothing. After being cheated by the other person, you can only dare to hide yourself. Desperately wanted to forget him and even when you couldn’t forget him you could only pretend that you have. Just seeing the face of the person who hurt you badly you immediately, immediately wanted to run way. Evading him and evading the situation as much as possible. In fact your case is a true example of ‘once bitten, twice shy.’ Now you are even scared of a rope, not to mention the amount of fear a snake can instill in your heart.”

Bleakly, I raised my head: “You are saying all this so confidently as if it’s a fact.”

After stretching his body for a minute, very swiftly he said: “Although your behavior is understandable but it’s still despicable. What I fail to comprehend is why can’t you directly catch the snake first? Why don’t you get rid of it instead of letting it to hunt you? Snakes have vicious nature, the more you try to flee away from them, the more they will try to chase you until you can’t hide further. If so, then why don’t you dispose them off first?”

Listening to this I felt a little discouraged: “I admit that what you are saying is not redundant, but if I could kick him away that easily why would I need to hide from him?”

Stroking his chin Jiang Li thought for a moment then nodded his head, said: “That’s right, that Ex of yours does not look like a simple man. Considering your intelligence, you are indeed no opponent for him.”

Hey!!!!

Abruptly Jiang Li patted my shoulder and said: “Don’t worry. I will help you.”

Unconvinced, I rolled my eyes: “Why are you being this kind?”


“I am certainly not being kind.” Jiang Li shook his head while the corners of his mouth lifted up “As I have some conditions.”

I did not find his words unexpected: “Well, go on.”

Jiang Li: “You will have to help me in washing my clothes.”

I clenched my teeth and nodded.

Jiang Li: “And when I return back from socializing you have to prepare supper and soup for me.”

Re-clenching my teeth I nodded my head in acquiesce.

“And..”

I was not able to restrain my anger this time, I snapped: “Aren’t you done with your conditions yet?”

“Go to bed early. Women who stay up late at night are appalling.”


 ………


Jiang Li: “If you want to hold your head up in front of your ex then as long as you do this one thing it would suffice. You must make him believe that you have forgotten him already and that you are doing really well now.”

Me: “I truly have forgotten him already.”

Jiang Li: “I mean that now in your eyes he should be like any other passerby. When you see him, raise your head high as if you are looking at a stray cat.”

A stray cat……it was somewhat hard to imagine…..

Jiang Li: “look at him as if you are seeing a reprehensible stranger. You can imagine that he has all those traits that you loath like he is a freak, sneaky, hasn’t taken bath for a month, is a molester*……”

*originally the word used by the author was pedo…. But I found it too strong so I took the liberty to change it to molester.


I wiped seat from my forehead: “Is it alright to think like that..?”

Jiang Li: “Do not, at any cost, be polite with him otherwise he would think that you still remember him and haven’t forgotten him completely.  Whether he likes it or not, you just finish it off neatly so that there is no nuisance later.”

I looked at his countenance, full of confidence. I suddenly felt that he truly did not find the words he spoke just now much.

Jiang Li was steering the conversation. Without observing my expressions, he was still being the same. Unhesitatingly he continued: “Beyond that, you have to show him that you have a very good relationship with me. Make him open his eyes and see that there are people who really want and cherish the Xiao Guan Yan whom he had so cruelly rejected.”

Me……

Jiang Li, if once you don’t diss me then you won’t die!!!!!

Jiang Li: “When he will realize that you are happier than he had imagined, even happier than him then he may not like it. And it’s a possibility that he will try to find some opportunities to seduce you. At that time you have to refrain. This guy’s only plus point is his handsome face though I don’t find it too appealing. So if you want to see a good looking face then come and find me. If you want to see someone with a pleasant personality then come and find me……And of course if you want to see someone with money then also come and find me.”

My……sweat was pouring down in torrent.

Perhaps feeling that something was not right Jiang Li added: “Of course I won’t force you to do all this.”

In order to avoid getting a nervous breakdown, I simply shut my eyes close and mounted myself on a seat. Playing deaf and mute.

I noticed that lately Jiang Li was becoming very talkative but I was not sure about what was stimulating it.

At this time I was sitting with Jiang Li in his car. Jiang Li dropping me off to my office in the morning, originally there was no such plan but I presumed that after seeing how dedicatedly I washed and cleaned his clothes, he decided to give me a ride. On the way I thought I really did not care about his reason after all who did not like a free ride? While I was still busy thinking Jiang Li drove me to the main entrance of the building. It was already eight fifty-five, was he not afraid of being tardy?

So I benevolently asked him: “Aren’t you getting late?”

Jiang Li indifferently answered: “When I am not worried then why are you worried about it.”

What nonsense!!!

Just when I thought that Jiang Li was getting a little friendlier, his one sentence thoroughly extinguished my idea.

Friendly, what a joke. He was a freak, sneaky, smelly person…….a molester. @#$%@

FLASH MARRIAGE-21.2

Aloha everyone... At the end of this chapter you will get to see a very new and deeper side of Xiao Yan's old woman. While translating this chapter I could not help but miss my own mom. I also have a very unique and special bond with my mom like Xiao Yan. My mom is my loyal confidante, strongest critic and best friend. Many at times I just need to listen her say rhetorical words like everything will be alright and boom...I  immediately start feeling lighter. She is just that magical.....I don't even have the luxury to go and hug her right now since we are thousands of miles apart. Can't visit her before February (Hopefully will be able to go back home for vacations then)....Really MissinG You A lot Mommy  :(

Chapter 21.2

Wang Kai Vs Jiang Li (2)

The phrase “X incompetent” completely angered Jiang Li who was standing behind me; he pushed me away and sat down in front of my laptop, then quietly typed: “I am her X incompetent husband.”

This sentence sounded a bit familiar…..

From the other end, Wang Kai did not respond for a long time.

Then Jiang Li with his long and slender fingers rhythmically tapped the keyboard and said: “Today I will not show YOU my X strength.”

Jiang Li: “I will show my X strength to your computer only.”

I did not react, Jiang Li reopened that black window, quickly tapped some keys on the keyboard.

 Then, from that black window a pile of symbols, completely undecipherable to me, jumped out.

I really wanted to pretend as if I understood everything that’s why I decided to watch him patiently from the side. However it was regrettable that some of those symbols had hypnotic effect, I had looked at them barely for a moment but it was already getting hard for me to stifle back a yawn. It looked like they had similar effect on Jiang Li as well but he was unable to hold back his yawn. Thus I went to the kitchen to brew a cup of coffee for him, as a token of gratitude.

Restarting the laptop Jiang Li took the coffee mug and casually spoke: “Your laptop is really worn out.”

I thought he had lost to Wang Kai so he was giving such excuses. I retorted back: “If you are not competent enough then say so, don’t put blame on my laptop. It’s not that old.” But it was indeed old, very old, in fact million years old!!

Jiang Li leisurely leaned back on the sofa and said: “Tomorrow make something delicious for me.”

Oh my goodness, his shamelessness was really boundless. Even though he was defeated he still had the nerve to ask for a reward?

By this time, the computer had restarted. Jiang Li shifted back to his original position and said: “the other side can only reinstall the whole system.”

With my eyes flashing like two stars (revering look reserved only for my idols) I looked at Jiang Li and exclaimed: “So you are really a software engineer, no wonder you are so strong.”

Rubbing the coffee mug in his hand, Jiang Li said: “used to be.”

Inquisitively, I asked: “you have changed your domain? So what do you do now?”

“Now I can do anything.” Jiang Li replied very arrogantly. Looking down at the coffee mug in his hand, he frowned: “At such ungodly hour why did you pour me a cup of coffee, to do what?”

Eh, it was way beyond my sleeping time and I was really tired but I still brewed coffee for him in order to refresh him. But this man’s attitude was extremely bad. Instead of thanking me he only knew how to utter nonsense!

Before I could answer his question, he drank his coffee and then frowned deeper: “this tastes really strange. From next time onward don’t make it with so much haste.”

Oh God, for the first time in my life I really wanted to punch someone hard on face!!!!

………………


When I went to bed at night, I got a message from Wang Kai.  The entire message was full of ellipsis. Since I was feeling full of arrogance, I wanted to show off my cool side to him, so I smiled and texted back: ‘you are really affected by the whole ordeal. It can’t be helped; you need to fight a few more of such face-off rounds in order to get habitual of losing to Jiang Li.’

Wang Kai sent me a blank emoticon and then started neglecting me completely. He did not talk to me for the whole vacation. I thought getting defeated by Jiang Li must have injured his self-esteem deeply…….Aiya, he asked for it.
……………..


Although I usually scorned Wang Kai’s actions but this time his words were not unreasonable. After all the October Holidays* comes only once an year and spending everyday alone at home was very boring. So I decided to go out for some jaunting.

*National Day holidays come in the month of October (1st Oct.)

Going out alone would be boring but going out with Jiang Li would be extremely boring. Plus, there was a high risk of getting bullied by him, He Zhi and her boyfriend were hitting off very nicely, they did not have time to accompany me. Wang Kai…..this fellow just faced a brutal loss at Jiang Li’s hands, so I did not have the nerve to go and look for him. Moreover this guy had always loved the company of beautiful women so why would he spend these long holidays only with the ‘old me’?

Well, there was still hope, my mother.  One must respect and honor their elders so I decided to spend these hard-to-get holidays with her.

My mother thought that once again I had fought with Jiang Li, I tried to explain for a very long time but she did not believe me. Then she reluctantly (pretending to be reluctant) agreed to come along with me to the farm house on the city outskirt for a short trip…..this old woman was really pesky.

This farm house was a very good place, extremely beautiful scenery and scrumptious food mainly due to the freshness of the ingredients.

Although my mother had a crazy personality but still there was one good trait. Her hobby that was completely inconsistent with her character- Fishing. Earlier I could never understand why did she like fishing so much, since this activity required a lot of patience. Later on, when I followed her on her fishing excursions for a couple of times then I figured out what she truly liked was chatting while fishing.  On several occasions, she was simply interested in talking to me without any care about hooking the fishes; until I reminded her then she would leisurely lift the fishing rod and replace the bait.

In short, it could be said that rather than fishing her hobby was to feed fishes.

On our second day at the farm house my mother could not hold any longer and asked me to accompany her for fishing. I obediently complied with her orders.

It was already autumn, on that day the weather was pretty good. With invigorating autumn air and clear lake I was feeling completely relaxed. Suddenly I thought that I should come out on such outdoor activities more frequently, always staying at home would only make me feel moldy.

My mother sat on a boulder, put on fishing bait on the rod and then threw the rod a few times. In such a grand way she began her fishing.

A moment later, she turned towards me, as if she wanted to say something but then she hesitated.

Strange, was there anything that even my mother found hard to talk about? Instantly I got curious and asked: “Mom, do you want to pee?”

“Ugh” my mother coughed a few times to hide her embarrassment and then said: “Xiao Yan, I want to tell you something.”

Me: “what?”

My mother said: “a few days ago your father came to meet me.”

I frowned: “Then what, did you knock out his teeth or not?”

My mother helplessly shook her head and said: “He is your father after all, why do you hate him so much?”

Me: “So you don’t hate him?”

My mother reverted back to her usual crazy-self and sighed: “Whatever happened is history, I don’t have the strength to hate him anymore.”

Me: “but he betrayed you.”

My mother did not answer but asked: “do you still hate Yu Zhi Fei?”

Yu Zhi Fei? Hearing his name I got a little upset. I did not want to see him, did not want to even mention his name but did I hate him?

Upon seeing my reaction, my mother said: “you see, you have also let go of Yu Zhi Fei. This world is full of things to love as compared to a few detestable things. All of us should live each and every day of our lives earnestly.”

I raised my head and said: “Who said anything about letting Yu Zhi Fei go? I hate him; I hate all those people who have abandoned me!!”

Her hands, which were holding fishing rod, trembled a bit. She said: “Xiao Yan ah, child you are too extreme. You should know that a person’s happiness is not determined by how others treat him but it is determined by how he treats the world.”

I silently looked down.

My mother added: “Silly child, only after letting others go you can release yourself from unnecessary reins.”

FLASH MARRIAGE-21.1

FYI people, Not only this book has quite a large number of chapters but these chapters are decently lengthy as well, Thus rather than translating the whole bulk I do it chunk by chunk. Usually I split these chapters into two or three parts on the basis of the number of characters (Chinese alphabets) present in each unit.

Do let me know your thoughts about the title of this chapter. Personally I think that mos of these titles are misleading, like the title of the last chapter 'Emotional Wang Kai' :D

Chapter 21.1

Jiang Li Vs Wang Kai

After my last encounter with Feng Xue Yun in the cafeteria, I never saw him there again. According to Wang Kai, that beauty did not like being noticed, hated crowded places that’s why he avoided eating lunch at the company’s cafeteria. Since Wang Kai’s father and Feng Xue Yun’s father were both biggest shareholders of the Southern Star group so both of them could be considered good acquaintances. Hence the credibility of Wang Kai’s words was pretty high.

Since then I met Feng Xue Yun only once, needless to say this ‘coincidental’ meeting did not happen in the cafeteria. One morning, when I hurriedly boarded the office elevator while mentally making a resolution to get up five minutes early from next day onward, I found out that Feng Xue Yun was already inside that elevator.   He looked at me as if he was looking at a stranger with a totally deadpan expressions. In my heart I sighed darkly. It looked like Jiang Li did a good job with his ‘explanation’ to the beauty, I was somewhat relieved……Anyway a deadpan face was lot better than a face with too many distressing emotions.

Although I really liked handsome guys but I knew this explicitly that some handsome guys were beyond my reach such as Wang Kai, such as Feng Xue Yun and another example Jiang Li. Then I sadly realized the painful fact that around me there was no shortage of handsome guys, only a normal guy was missing…….

Because they were abnormal thus it was normal for abnormal things to happen, such as this evening.

National day vacation had always been a blissful period. Like always I decided to spend these rare holidays at home leisurely. Therefore there was no running round to anywhere. On the other hand
Jiang Li would vanish every day in the morning only to return at night for dinner.

That night, I was sitting in the living room and surfing internet, when suddenly a black window popped up on my laptop screen. Surely almost everyone must be familiar with such kind of incidents.

My laptop, a thousand year old machine, worked a bit stiffly and rarely hanged as well. I thought it was just one of those times when the laptop would slowly froze so I was about to shut down when an unexpected thing happened.

In the black window on the laptop screen a few words appeared: Xiao Guan Yan?

At that time I had already started losing focus and thought what kind of dramatic scene was unfolding now? Was the laptop, that had lived for thousands years with me, finally calling my name? So I excitedly called Jiang Li: “Jiang Li, come and see world’s most advanced laptop with the top artificial intelligence….”

Jiang Li came from behind, glanced at the screen then looked at me like a complete idiot, said: “your system has been hacked.”

Well, since I was a computer-idiot so for this kind of thing I neither had any experience nor had any thought about such a mysterious topic like Hacking.

And because I was a computer-idiot, so I always admired hackers, that’s why at the moment I was in awe. With trembling fingers I typed in that black window: “May I dare to ask the grand expert how you did this?”

The opponent typed back: “I did not expect that it was going to be that easy to hack your computer. Fortunately I am a man with a strong moral character so I did not play much with the settings of your system.”

I was a little annoyed: “what do you want?”

The opponent: “Just want to revive your memory; you probably don’t even remember me anymore? I don’t know why you have been holed up in your home for the past few days but tomorrow we are going out for hiking, okay?”

After listening to this nonsensical and long winded way of speaking, only one image conjured up in my mind, Wang Kai’s. So regaining my composure, I inquired: “you are not Wang Kai, are you?”

The other side: “You finally got it, Xiao Yan. It seems you are getting smarter these days. Tomorrow I will reward you with a hug!!”

I repressed the rising anger in my heart and typed: “It’s getting boring. Will you stop bothering me and get out of my laptop now.”

Wang Kai: “Okay, but I changed a small thing in your laptop. In the next few days you probably will not be able to use it well…..”

Me: “What, exactly, do you want?”

Wang Kai: “Tomorrow come with me for hiking, if you do that I will return your laptop settings back to the normal.”

Me: “You are too mean!!”

Wang Kai: “Come on Xiao Yan, your X incompetent husband does not go anywhere with you. I am kindly offering to take you out to play, how can you call me mean?”

The phrase “X incompetent” completely angered Jiang Li who was standing behind me; he pushed me away and sat down in front of my laptop, then quietly typed: “I am her X incompetent husband.”

From the other end, Wang Kai did not respond for a long time.

FLASH MARRIAGE-20.2

HELLO FELLOW READERS, I AM BACK WITH A REJUVENATED BODY AND MIND. A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THE KIND COMMENTATORS FOR THEIR WARM WISHES. EARLIER I WANTED TO SPLIT THE FOLLOWING POST INTO TWO PARTS BUT THEN IN ORDER TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION FOR YOUR PATIENCE, I DECIDED TO PUBLISH THE LONGEST POST OF MY BLOG TILL DATE. GO AHEAD AND ENJOY IT. DON'T FORGET TO SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS CHAPTER..

Chapter 20.2

The Emotional side of Jiang Li (2)

Wang Kai chuckled a bit and was about to say something but I interrupted him again: “When the two men are together then also they can only talk about bed, right?”

Wang Kai with his eyes, wide-opened with fear, looked at me; trembling like a little bird he put ‘his’ peeled shrimp in my bowl.  

Now I was burning with humiliation, oh mother, oh grandmother, what the heck did I just say?………ah, ah, aah, under Jiang Li’s influence my opinion about the world had also become perverted!

I was thinking about what to say in order to restore my image, inadvertently I glanced at the cafeteria’s entrance and saw a glimpse of a familiar figure. I became speechless from shock.

Wang Kai waved his hand in front of my face: “Xiao Yan, Idiot.”

I regained my spirit: “That, I wanted to ask you, are outsiders like employee’s family members, friends or relatives also allowed to come and eat in this cafeteria?” he was not an employee of this company so how could such kind of coincidence happen?

Wang Kai shook his head: “I don’t know for sure, perhaps not…why?”

I wordlessly stared at that slender silhouette in the distance, momentarily completely forgot Wang Kai.

Noticing my lack of reaction, Wang Kai also started looking in the same direction as me. Probably, he also saw that man. He chuckled darkly and said: “So, the red apricot tree is leaning over the garden wall* It’s not apricot tree’s problem but wall’s problem.”


*the red apricot tree leans over the garden wall or hóng xìng chū qiáng is a Chinese Idiom which means a wife having an illicit lover

I looked back at him: “What do you mean?”

Wang Kai smiled understandingly and said: “Do not even dream about it, you don’t stand a chance.”

I heard him but did not understand him.

Wang Kai turned around and motioned me to see that person in the distance: “you don’t match his taste. A petite and fragile man like him cannot devour a sturdy person like you; if you wish then you can annihilate me as much as you want.”

 I shook my head: “you are mistaken.”

hope you remember xiao yan's rival in love

Just then absentmindedly I saw that slender silhouette, that beautiful man, Jiang Li’s boyfriend (presumably he was). I had the privilege of meeting this pretty man some time ago. I met him on the evening of the day we registered our marriage, he was with Jiang Li. Now he was present here, was he here for an interview? I suddenly remembered when I told Jiang Li the name of my company, he said it sounded familiar. So this beautiful man wanted to work in this company, no wonder, Jiang Li found the name of the company familiar.

I was still lost in my thoughts. Seemingly, that beautiful man must have felt that someone was watching him so he glanced towards our side. Briefly, I forgot to take my eyes off him.  He quickly crossed the sea of people in the cafeteria and then unexpectedly, he walked towards us.

Instantly, I became alert. What did he want to do? To provoke me? To create a scene in public?

Very quickly I came to know why this beauty approached me. The cause was very simple, his eyesight was not very good. When he was almost in front of my face, only then he was able to recognize me. Then the expressions on his face changed from doubt to…..disdain? disgust? Jealous? Anger?....In short very complicated, very tangled but one thing was clear that this beauty was certainly very distressed.

So I looked at him and smiled weakly. According to the eye witness, Wang Kai my so called ‘weak smile’ was more like an ugly cry, a very unsightly expression. It was unavoidable, after all, I was his boyfriend’s wife, yikes, even this sentence was very erratic.

The beauty ignored my goodwill, sneered and walked away.

I could only continue eating my lunch. Anyways, that beautiful guy truly despised me so I had to get accustomed to it.

Wang Kai excitedly asked: “What happened? Earlier, it appeared that you two knew each other.”

I unhesitantly started uttering nonsense: “You did not see. I was trying to lure him but that innocent beauty obviously did not find me up to his standard.” I was crying inside my heart, not only I was scorned by others but now I had to contempt myself with my own mouth…..

Wang Kai smiled proudly and said: “I told you, you really don’t stand a chance.”

I raised my head and stared at his face: “How do you know? Do you know him?”

Wang Kai nodded and said: “he is the youngest son of the second largest shareholder of the southern star group, just graduated from the university; his father had thrown him here for the training.”

It looked like that the rich people’s children, beautiful or not, also had it tough. They also had responsibilities but seemingly heavier.

Considering there was a second so there must be a first too. Thus like any other normal person I also got curious about it and asked: “So who is the biggest shareholder?”

Wang Kai’s hand came towards my bowl to pick back ‘his’ peeled shrimp and casually replied: “He is my father.”
…………

Through Wang Kai I came to know that the beauty was called Feng Xue Yun. I felt that Wang Kai knew Feng Xue Yun was gay but he did not want to reveal other people’s private matters and so was faltering to talk about it. I audaciously told him that I had seen that beauty’s eyes, hence I knew he was gay……Since then Wang Kai was firmly convinced that I was a rotten woman because I could not gather the courage to explain him the whole situation clearly. Anyways, things had come to this level, so even if I had tried to elucidate he would not have believed it. That I was really, truly not a rotten woman*


*For those who are still not clear about this “rotten woman’ thing it’s another name for Fujoshi. “Fujoshi” is a self-mockingly pejorative Japanese term for female fans of manga and novels that feature romantic relationships between men.

…………..

In the evening, after dinner I decided to talk to Jiang Li about his little snobby beauty, Feng Xue Yun. Why was this fellow so hostile towards me? He surely must have known that there was nothing between Jiang Li and me, right?

So once Jiang Li’s mood elevated after filling his stomach to the brim, I asked: “Ah, Jiang Li, do you know whom did I meet at work today?”

Jiang Li who was working on his laptop at this moment with his eyes glued to the screen, asked: “who?”

Me: “Your boyfriend, Feng Xue Yun.”

Jiang Li in a neither loud nor light tone said: “hmm.”

I waited for a long time but not a single useful word came out of his mouth. This was really too much. Did I prepare for such a long time just to exchange a single useless word with him? So I protested and said: “Can you define your perspective clearly?”

Jiang Li finally looked away from his laptop, turned to look at me and said: “You want me to say something?”

I wanted him to say something? What kind of attitude was this!

So rather than indirectly, I bluntly asked him: “he was very hostile towards me. Did you not tell him about the thing between us clearly?”

Jiang Li replied: “I told him that I wanted to marry you.”

I found it a little hard to believe: “Only that?’

Jiang Li nodded his head in acquiesce.

I sighed, rubbed my forehead and said: “That man is in love with you; this succinct explanation of yours is not enough! Don’t just tell him about our marriage certificate, tell him about our relationship distinctly otherwise he will misunderstand and your feelings will be broken!!” Key point was that earlier that beauty was throwing daggers at me with his eyes, who could tolerate that?

Jiang Li frowned: “He did not ask about you.”

I slowly realized that there were some matters which black-bellied Jiang Li failed to understand, so I patiently told him: “He did not ask does not means he knows, there are certain things that must be made clear.”

Jiang Li: “I don’t think men think about such nuisances as well.”

“Nonsense, how can romance be a nuisance? Tomorrow you must go and explain everything to him. In fact, I think you should not waste time, go right now and clear all the misunderstandings quickly.”
Jiang Li shook his head: “You go and tell him the whole story.”

I started sweating: “He hates me, so whatever I will tell him, he will not believe it. Think yourself, in his eyes, I am the woman standing between you and him, why would he believe me?”

Jiang Li thought for a bit and probably realized that the position of ‘Boyfriend’s wife’ was really tricky, still he just shook his head and said: “No, he will understand.”

Me: “No! You have not seen him today. He was looking at me as if he was looking at heinous criminal as if I was a devil reincarnation. Furthermore we work in the same company and are colleague. If this knot of hatred remains unresolved in his heart, then someday he may murder me! Anyway, both u and I need to work together to resolve this matter…….”

“Okay, okay.” Jiang Li massaged his temple, no longer able to stand my long-windedness: “I just want to say that if women are troubles then men are also troubles.”


I thought in my heart, so now you could go find yourself a hog to love. Since pigs would not be so troublesome!!!!!

FLASH MARRIAGE-20.1

Dear peeps, thank you for your warm wishes but it turns out what I thought was a common flu was instead a severe viral infection. And as if that's not enough from God knows where I have caught UTI also. I had to spend the entire Thanksgiving holidays in bed only. :(
As, I am still recovering, my work's not very prompt but I am still gonna try my best..:)

Some of you may find the ending of this post too abrupt, well that's bcz it is abrupt since I am feeling too sleepy at the moment (due to the strong antibiotics for UTI) and can't continue any further. I guess nap time is up.....Zzzzzz

 Chapter 20.1

The Emotional Issues Of Jiang Li   (1)

I did not know what evil had hit Wang Kai, but suddenly he became very enthusiastic about cafeteria food. So, every day at noon he would drag me to the staff cafeteria and happily ate his lunch there.

Anyways, it did not matter to me, as long as the food was hygienic enough to eat.  After all, no food could be as delicious as the food cooked by my mother.

Since we were coming to the cafeteria almost every day so the other employees were no longer staring at Wang Kai, as if they were looking at an alien. Except for the sharp and resentful gazes of some female employees pointed at me.

Holding a tray full of shrimps Wang Kai sat beside me: “Secretary Guan, aren’t you my private secretary?”

The corners of my mouth twitched a little, it was such a redundant question. Otherwise why else would he address me as ‘secretary Guan.’

Wang Kai pushed his tray of shrimps in front of me, smiled and said: “Well, then peel these shrimps for me?”

I ignored that extremely appetizing plate of shrimps and said: “I am your secretary, not servant.”

Unexpectedly, Wang Kai in a very soft voice said: “Good Xiao Yan, peel it for me!”

I felt nauseated and seriously wanted to remind him that he was simply too old to act so childishly.

But considering his abnormal personality and thick-skin, I presumed he would not care about my words, so raising my eyebrow, I fiercely said: “You don’t have your own hands?”

Wang Kai did not mind a bit, picked up a shrimp and smiled: “Here, I will give you one to peel.”

Me……………

Wang Kai was one of those people who’re not fond of speaking truth, but the sentence he repeatedly used to speak earlier was quite true, his favorite phrase ‘energetic man.’ Even for a simple meal he came up with so many tricks, for sure, his brain was brimming with too much energy.

I thought this person was slovenly which he certainly was, when the work was light but who knew he would actually be this capable. Not only was he able to do his share of work fairly but also many at times when as his secretary I sent the mails without careful consideration, he discovered and corrected them easily. Company employees really admired him although there were many people who did not like him such as those male staff members who could not find girlfriends and the women who had lost their virginity to him {okay I must tell that even though I too did not like him but I did not lose my virginity to him, it’s just that I did not like his teasing)

Now I started peeling the shrimp with my fingers, sighed and said: “You are really too bored.”

Wang Kai proudly said: “What are you so unsatisfied with. Do you know how many women here want me to give them these shrimps to peel, forget about peeling shrimps, they are willing to peel off their clothes too……..”

“Stop. stop.” Embarrassed, I coughed for a couple of minutes, “how can you wander off to such kind of topic?” this could only mean that he started the whole thing for this only…..

Wang Kai added further to my dissatisfaction by displaying his disdain attitude: “We are all adults here; you don’t need to pretend to be so pure in front of me. Furthermore, you are already married but then again the perverted man you are married to is just useless.”

I frowned and retorted: “Didn’t you say that you are a man of boundless charms with a lot of girlfriends? Ever since I have started working here as your secretary, I have never seen a single woman around you. Apparently, for a handsome guys like you it’s alright to brag, hmm?”

Wang Kai in a very natural tone said: “I have reached my saturation level.  Anyways, girls are too turbulent and I want to lead a quiet life for a few days.”

I nonchalantly said: “Haah, keep continuing your fabrications.”

Wang Kai: “You still don’t believe my charms, ah, it’s true I used to stay in my bed with….”

I waved my hand and interrupted his words and asked: “other than these things, can’t you talk about something else?”

Wang Kai with his ‘innocent face’ replied: “When a man and a woman are together, other than bed, what else can they talk about?”

I did not have enough words to rebuke him: “How can you say such shameless words!!”

Wang Kai chuckled a bit and was about to say something but I interrupted him again: “When the two men are together then also they can only talk about bed?”

Wang Kai with his eyes, wide-opened with fear, looked at me; trembling like a little bird he put the peeled shrimp in my bowl.