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Friday, December 11, 2015

FLASH MARRIAGE-21.1

FYI people, Not only this book has quite a large number of chapters but these chapters are decently lengthy as well, Thus rather than translating the whole bulk I do it chunk by chunk. Usually I split these chapters into two or three parts on the basis of the number of characters (Chinese alphabets) present in each unit.

Do let me know your thoughts about the title of this chapter. Personally I think that mos of these titles are misleading, like the title of the last chapter 'Emotional Wang Kai' :D




Chapter 21.1

Jiang Li Vs Wang Kai


After my last encounter with Feng Xue Yun in the cafeteria, I never saw him there again. According to Wang Kai, that beauty did not like being noticed, hated crowded places that’s why he avoided eating lunch at the company’s cafeteria. Since Wang Kai’s father and Feng Xue Yun’s father were both biggest shareholders of the Southern Star group so both of them could be considered good acquaintances. Hence the credibility of Wang Kai’s words was pretty high.




Since then I met Feng Xue Yun only once, needless to say this ‘coincidental’ meeting did not happen in the cafeteria. One morning, when I hurriedly boarded the office elevator while mentally making a resolution to get up five minutes early from next day onward, I found out that Feng Xue Yun was already inside that elevator.   He looked at me as if he was looking at a stranger with a totally deadpan expressions. In my heart I sighed darkly. It looked like Jiang Li did a good job with his ‘explanation’ to the beauty, I was somewhat relieved……Anyway a deadpan face was lot better than a face with too many distressing emotions.

Although I really liked handsome guys but I knew this explicitly that some handsome guys were beyond my reach such as Wang Kai, such as Feng Xue Yun and another example Jiang Li. Then I sadly realized the painful fact that around me there was no shortage of handsome guys, only a normal guy was missing…….

Because they were abnormal thus it was normal for abnormal things to happen, such as this evening.

National day vacation had always been a blissful period. Like always I decided to spend these rare holidays at home leisurely. Therefore there was no running round to anywhere. On the other hand
Jiang Li would vanish every day in the morning only to return at night for dinner.

That night, I was sitting in the living room and surfing internet, when suddenly a black window popped up on my laptop screen. Surely almost everyone must be familiar with such kind of incidents.

My laptop, a thousand year old machine, worked a bit stiffly and rarely hanged as well. I thought it was just one of those times when the laptop would slowly froze so I was about to shut down when an unexpected thing happened.

In the black window on the laptop screen a few words appeared: Xiao Guan Yan?

At that time I had already started losing focus and thought what kind of dramatic scene was unfolding now? Was the laptop, that had lived for thousands years with me, finally calling my name? So I excitedly called Jiang Li: “Jiang Li, come and see world’s most advanced laptop with the top artificial intelligence….”

Jiang Li came from behind, glanced at the screen then looked at me like a complete idiot, said: “your system has been hacked.”

Well, since I was a computer-idiot so for this kind of thing I neither had any experience nor had any thought about such a mysterious topic like Hacking.

And because I was a computer-idiot, so I always admired hackers, that’s why at the moment I was in awe. With trembling fingers I typed in that black window: “May I dare to ask the grand expert how you did this?”



The opponent typed back: “I did not expect that it was going to be that easy to hack your computer. Fortunately I am a man with a strong moral character so I did not play much with the settings of your system.”

I was a little annoyed: “what do you want?”

The opponent: “Just want to revive your memory; you probably don’t even remember me anymore? I don’t know why you have been holed up in your home for the past few days but tomorrow we are going out for hiking, okay?”

After listening to this nonsensical and long winded way of speaking, only one image conjured up in my mind, Wang Kai’s. So regaining my composure, I inquired: “you are not Wang Kai, are you?”

The other side: “You finally got it, Xiao Yan. It seems you are getting smarter these days. Tomorrow I will reward you with a hug!!”

I repressed the rising anger in my heart and typed: “It’s getting boring. Will you stop bothering me and get out of my laptop now.”

Wang Kai: “Okay, but I changed a small thing in your laptop. In the next few days you probably will not be able to use it well…..”

Me: “What, exactly, do you want?”

Wang Kai: “Tomorrow come with me for hiking, if you do that I will return your laptop settings back to the normal.”

Me: “You are too mean!!”

Wang Kai: “Come on Xiao Yan, your X incompetent husband does not go anywhere with you. I am kindly offering to take you out to play, how can you call me mean?”

The phrase “X incompetent” completely angered Jiang Li who was standing behind me; he pushed me away and sat down in front of my laptop, then quietly typed: “I am her X incompetent husband.”

From the other end, Wang Kai did not respond for a long time.



8 comments:

  1. the person claiming to have a strong moral character is hacking into Xiao Guan's laptop...a hypocrite

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  2. Thank you.....friend or foe....

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  3. Thankies for updating!

    For the title, you could have used "thousand year old machine" or "a man with a strong moral character" which is so not true. Hahahaha. Anyway, this chap is so funny. Didn't think Guan Yan could be that much of an idiot in regards to hacking, considering she plays MMORPG (computer games) with Wang Kai.

    Will this continue on to the next chapter: WK and X Incompetent Husband's battle?

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  4. Thank you very much.^^

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  5. No matter what happens I don't think wang Kai will ever win against jiang li xD

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  6. Veeeeeryyyy funnyyyy... #Read this chap again

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